Shane, Stealthy Like a Ninja no more
Well, everyone seems to be freaking out about the fact that shane reads our blogs.... People are feeling wierd because of some of the stuff they say (you perverts) and the way some of us talk to eachother.... I don't care shane, if you were a good looking girl, I would tell you "ensename las tetas" or "hai koi hen noom chow". So if your reading this, while im speaking of perverts... They just blocked a blog that I visit often, called planetsex.blogspot.com. You should tell someone to unblock that for me... It is just news articles, no porn or dirty stories. You need to comment....
anyway, one of the classes I am taking this semester is World Religions. I think this might have been a mistake. I decided within the first few minutes that I was not going to come out with the fact that I am an athiest, after the teacher started off with a rant about athiests taking his class. So what is the first thing he has us do? He passes out a paper asking what our beliefs are.... Great. Everyday we have had to talk about our personal beliefs. I swear if he calls on me or if I have to write a paper about my lack of faith in a deity, I will refuse to participate. I took this class to learn about other religions in the world, not to debate them or to discuss my own. I will have to go to church, and it will have to be a church for a religion other than my own.... I guess this means that my options are pretty wide open. I wonder if hanging out with my sister and her husband, who is an ordained minister, counts as going to church? So if anyone wants to take me to church, I gotta do it. I wish I would have signed up for the ethics class instead.
I don't have much time left before I get off of work, which reminds me, I took a general liability claim the other day, the description was "customer was eating soup when bit into mouse...." Im not gonna go into detail about which store it was, im sure that my fellow employees can guess. What the hell... I would be so pissed off if I bit into a mouse while eating at a restaurant. It would not be a nice scene.
Sam gets to bring her baby home in a couple of days, so I had a very important talk with her about something that all mothers should be aware of. Be prepared, that unless you have a babysitter, you and your man will not get to go to the movies together for a few years.... Couples that bring their screaming babies to a movie that is not intended for children, are worse then assholes that drive slow in the left hand lane. If you are one of these people, then I must steal a quote from the tv show firefly, "there is a special place in hell for you, along with pedophiles and people who talk in the theater".
anyway, one of the classes I am taking this semester is World Religions. I think this might have been a mistake. I decided within the first few minutes that I was not going to come out with the fact that I am an athiest, after the teacher started off with a rant about athiests taking his class. So what is the first thing he has us do? He passes out a paper asking what our beliefs are.... Great. Everyday we have had to talk about our personal beliefs. I swear if he calls on me or if I have to write a paper about my lack of faith in a deity, I will refuse to participate. I took this class to learn about other religions in the world, not to debate them or to discuss my own. I will have to go to church, and it will have to be a church for a religion other than my own.... I guess this means that my options are pretty wide open. I wonder if hanging out with my sister and her husband, who is an ordained minister, counts as going to church? So if anyone wants to take me to church, I gotta do it. I wish I would have signed up for the ethics class instead.
I don't have much time left before I get off of work, which reminds me, I took a general liability claim the other day, the description was "customer was eating soup when bit into mouse...." Im not gonna go into detail about which store it was, im sure that my fellow employees can guess. What the hell... I would be so pissed off if I bit into a mouse while eating at a restaurant. It would not be a nice scene.
Sam gets to bring her baby home in a couple of days, so I had a very important talk with her about something that all mothers should be aware of. Be prepared, that unless you have a babysitter, you and your man will not get to go to the movies together for a few years.... Couples that bring their screaming babies to a movie that is not intended for children, are worse then assholes that drive slow in the left hand lane. If you are one of these people, then I must steal a quote from the tv show firefly, "there is a special place in hell for you, along with pedophiles and people who talk in the theater".
hey Sam, he's right, without a babysitter, your options are pretty fuckin limited as far as having fun goes.
Cole, there's a church on washington called "The Pinnacle" I have been wanting to check out because a member there told me that most of the people in that church are gay. I would like to hear what kind of beliefs they are going with there. The only other gay church-goers that I can think of are the pedophilic catholic priests, and they just pretend that their baby butt bumping never happened, or that a few good old hail mary's will take care of it all. lol.
Posted by
AriesBiatch |
2:15 PM
I took an ethics class. It was cool. I'd love to take a World Religions class but, like you, not if it meant I had to discuss my own beliefs, or lack thereof.
Les Strokes is just The Strokes from my idiot mouth. I'm sure you've heard of the Strokes; they're quite famous. Their third album just came out, and here comes the ensuing tour!
Posted by
Magdalena |
11:51 PM
Here goes....my first ever post on a blog of any kind (just because Cole asked me to).
To all the people who feel "weird": I don't care what you post...what you post is your own business. I don't care if you say that you hate your job (I only know of a handful of people who don't hate their job), and I've heard (and said) some worse stuff than you guys have written. Seriously, I don't care what you write....have fun....write whatever you want.....the little that I have read so far has been very funny (and informative)!
To Cole: I extend an invitation for you to join me at church anytime. Thanks to these blogs, I know how you feel about my church though. Sorry you feel that way. But, if you ever want to go, then I would be glad to have you come with me. I'd love to let you know what goes on at my church and let you know what that family has done for me....but I definitely am not a "pushy christian".....I don't like those people either. I'm also not a debater and I don't know what I should know about the bible, etc....so I can't answer all your questions or sucessfully debate many points that you may have. But, I can tell you some of my own personal testimonies. Anyway, I'm only telling you this to give you a heads up of what kind of person I am so that you can decide if you want to go sometime or not. Anyway, I took one of those world religion classes one time....I didn't like it. It was taught by a baptist deacon who basically was preaching his gospel and not teaching world religion.
Anyway, to everybody else, don't look forward to many more posts from me....I'm just not a blogger.
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:48 AM
i still think the account specialist is HOTT! yup...double T HOTT.
Posted by
Anonymous |
2:02 PM
Aha, I see. They're NYC-based and self-proclaimed Velvet Underground Wannabes. They all grew up filthy rich (except for maybe one of them, I don't think he was as rich...) and seem pretty ungrateful. I love them anyway!
Posted by
Magdalena |
4:47 PM
OMFG a mouse? That's not very friendly. I think you should go to a Jehovah Witness church. That would be interesting. They'd probably camp out at your doorstep, though...so to avoid future restraining orders, it'd probably be safer to go to a Satan Worshiper church (do they have those?)
So Cole, you wanna go see a movie with me in a few days? BTW I'm gonna have to bring David, hope that's ok :)
Posted by
SXYMMA |
4:17 PM
BTW "Account Specialist"...if that IS your real name....comment on MY blog.
Posted by
SXYMMA |
4:17 PM