Mouth of Madness

I need to update more often. My goal now is to update atleast twice a week. I was in the process of writing last night but when sam left work I got 50 million calls... Not that it really matters, because I am so much faster than Sam, that I would have ended up taking most those calls anyway. It seems like everyday there is something in the news that makes Pat Robertson an asshole. When a person starts to think that there is no way that Pat could be a bigger asshole, he proves you wrong. This is not necessarily something that Pat Robertson has a direct link with, though im sure he will say some idiotic thing about it soon. Four pharmacist are suing walgreens over wrongful termination, they are being represented by the American Center for Law and Justice, which was created by Pat Robertson. The pharmacists all refused to give out the morning after pill, claiming that they had moral objections to it. They all had signed contracts saying that they would provide immediate service. If they had moral objections to an order they must find another employee to fill the prescription. So I was asking Sam about this last night.... Is the morning after pill equal to an abortion? The pill works by preventing the fertilized egg from attaching to the uterus lining, many pro life people believe that it is considered an abortion. So far some of the pro life people that I have spoken to, do not consider the morning after pill to be equal to an abortion, how is that? What do you think?



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So Sam posted my question on a message board, and we have looked at various websites. I need to be a little more precise with my question apparently. The way the Morning after pill works is that it will prevent you from ovulating if you have not, so no egg will be available for fertilization, just like the birth control pills. The moral problem with it is that if you are already ovulating and an egg does become fertilized (which you have no way of knowing), It will prevent the fertilized egg from attaching to the uterine lining. Is this abortion? If not, When is it considered abortion? Many people believe that life starts at fertilization. What is your opinion? My opinion does not really matter in this case, since I am not a woman. I do believe that a woman should have the right to choose, but I would never request it in my case. I just want to know other peoples opinion on this matter.

Well, everyone seems to be freaking out about the fact that shane reads our blogs.... People are feeling wierd because of some of the stuff they say (you perverts) and the way some of us talk to eachother.... I don't care shane, if you were a good looking girl, I would tell you "ensename las tetas" or "hai koi hen noom chow". So if your reading this, while im speaking of perverts... They just blocked a blog that I visit often, called planetsex.blogspot.com. You should tell someone to unblock that for me... It is just news articles, no porn or dirty stories. You need to comment....

anyway, one of the classes I am taking this semester is World Religions. I think this might have been a mistake. I decided within the first few minutes that I was not going to come out with the fact that I am an athiest, after the teacher started off with a rant about athiests taking his class. So what is the first thing he has us do? He passes out a paper asking what our beliefs are.... Great. Everyday we have had to talk about our personal beliefs. I swear if he calls on me or if I have to write a paper about my lack of faith in a deity, I will refuse to participate. I took this class to learn about other religions in the world, not to debate them or to discuss my own. I will have to go to church, and it will have to be a church for a religion other than my own.... I guess this means that my options are pretty wide open. I wonder if hanging out with my sister and her husband, who is an ordained minister, counts as going to church? So if anyone wants to take me to church, I gotta do it. I wish I would have signed up for the ethics class instead.

I don't have much time left before I get off of work, which reminds me, I took a general liability claim the other day, the description was "customer was eating soup when bit into mouse...." Im not gonna go into detail about which store it was, im sure that my fellow employees can guess. What the hell... I would be so pissed off if I bit into a mouse while eating at a restaurant. It would not be a nice scene.
Sam gets to bring her baby home in a couple of days, so I had a very important talk with her about something that all mothers should be aware of. Be prepared, that unless you have a babysitter, you and your man will not get to go to the movies together for a few years.... Couples that bring their screaming babies to a movie that is not intended for children, are worse then assholes that drive slow in the left hand lane. If you are one of these people, then I must steal a quote from the tv show firefly, "there is a special place in hell for you, along with pedophiles and people who talk in the theater".

I have been asking Sam and Niki what I should write about today, since I am totally clueless. Neither of them have any useful ideas (thanks for nothing). So I might just start rambling about various shit. I have spent most of the morning trying to find the orgin of the word fuck. Apparently nobody knows. There seems to be three main opinions, but no one can pick one with an absolute certainty. No, it is not usual for me to start looking up origins for swear words, but I was arguing with some people on a message board, who believe that today's swear words have not been around very long. More specifically, we were discussing the show Deadwood. I did without a doubt, win the argument, but it perturbs me that I cannot find the origin of fuck.


There are many things that I want to do this year. Things that are not important like my school, but things that would be fun. My wife and I are planning on getting scuba certified so we can go scuba diving where we want and when we want to. My mother was talking about the family going to spain for a few weeks, that would be cool to scuba dive off the coast of spain... April and Dustin, you need to get certified with us, so we can take a road trip this summer. I have a friend who is a scuba dive master, who goes every summer to hawaii to dive. This friend is also a sky diving fanatic. He owns his own parachutes and also has a powered parachute. I was planning on going sky diving with him not to long ago, but plans got changed. Im supposed to go with him this spring. Sky diving is something I have always wanted to do as well, though I will admit that the thought scares the shit out of me. I will do it though. My sky diving friends all tell me that it does not fell like your falling, but more like floating. I have never done it, but I would assume that having the earth come at you at 120 miles per hour would sure as hell leave an impression of falling. Another thing that I am planning on doing, but more than likely won't, is going to chicago this summer to see the king tutankhamun exhibit (thats right, Im a major history nerd, love the stuff). It is going back to egypt after the tour in chicago, and more than likely will not return to america in my lifetime. It would probably be a virtually free trip for me, other than plane tickets and car rental. I could get a free suite at the marriot, or stay with a filthy rich uncle that lives there, though a year ago was the first time I saw him in the last ten years. I do not know if I will make it to the exhibit due to all the school im taking. After I find out what all Im allowed to take during the summer in school, is when I will make my decision on whether or not to go. Well, Im done for now, I might come back later and add more stuff tonight since im working 13 hours today (I swear jr, if you do pass that test and become a cop, you better not give me a ticket for a faulty headlight or some bullshit thing like that).

I was reading http://planetsex.blogspot.com/ . The author of this blog posts news articles relating to sex and sex offenses. While reading this blog I came across this article - http://www.sltrib.com/utah/ci_3358959. This article talks about a 13 year old girl who became pregnant by a 12 year old boy. According to the infinite wisdom of the Utah state authorities, They have gone foward with prosecuting these two kids with sexual abuse of a minor since they both slept with a child. As I understand it, since they are not adults, this will not be considered a Felony. Still, this will show up on both of their records for the rest of their lives. If either is convicted of crimes later in life, this will increase the chances that they will go to prison, and it could effect the amount of time they are sentenced to. It will effect their job possiblities for the future. Now I have not been able to determine if these children will have to register as sex offenders or not, it does not say. I know in many states the sexual crime does not have to be a felony to require sex offender registration. This shit pisses me off very much. If these kids were 14 and 15, this would not be illegal. Why would anyone prosecute two children for doing something that is natural? I know that this is not acceptable in todays society, nor do I condone it, but it is still human nature. I was discussing this with someone I know who said that I wouldn't want my 13 year old daughter having sex... That is true, But you really cannot have 100 percent control over this, and if I had a daughter this happened to, I would not want her to be prosecuted for a felony offense. Utah is a largely mormon state. A religion that was created by a man who got caught sleeping with children. Joseph Smith made up a religion where it was ok to sleep with children (at that time), so that he could save his own life and continue sleeping with children. I do greatly admire j. smith though. brilliant man. If only I had a thing for sleeping with children, maybe I could create a religion and become filthy rich. L. ron hubbard, the author who created scientology, He was caught sleeping with children as well....

I need to kill some time till my next break. I absolutely abhor working mornings. Some of the people drive me absolutly nucking futs. It will take a lot of begging to ever get me to work in the mornings again. If I hear one more fucking cheesy joke im gonna kill some people. So I went to bed around 4 something in the A.M. and woke up at 7:35am , showered and dressed, and drove 85 miles an hour in morning traffic. I then logged in at exactly 8:00am, right on time. I should be a NASCAR driver. Everyone is making New years resolutions, so I suppose I need one too. My new years resolution is to have sex atleast once a day every single day, starting tommorrow of course. well, maybe 5 days a week would be more plausible. On christmas day I swore to my wife that we were going to have sex seven times in our two days off.... know how many times we had sex? one time.... It wasn't all my fault though. We had to go do the whole christmas thing and visit with relatives that came to town. We were just too fucking tired. Sounds pretty lame huh? It is really lame, that one time was just a quickie, you know how those are... she was just there looking at her watch the whole time.... It is hard for someone that does get laid on a regular basis to have a "quickie". I have no problems with discussing this either to all of you women... because men do it to. I have had sex many times with different women when all I was thinking was " jesus christ, hurry the fuck up so I can go eat some Fritos." For the record, oral sex counts towards my atleast once a day every day goal.....
I get a break in seven minutes.
Since I cannot think about anything to write about I asked a co-worker what I should write about, she said anal sex (we all know who that is). I don't know what all I could write about anal sex other than girls that love anal sex make this world a better place. Thats really all I have to say on that matter.
I already wrote a post about my self diagnosed obsessive compulsive disorder with germs ( http://fromthemouthofmadness.blogspot.com/2005/11/obsession.html ). Since I just need to kill a few more minutes, im going to write about a few more strange things that I do. I absolutely will not use a public restroom that only has a air dryer instead of towels. Why is that you may ask? When I wash my hands I dry my hands with a paper towel, then I use the towel to turn the water off. After I walk out of the restroom I use antiseptic hand gel. My wife's mother bought a house out in the country but was only home maybe a couple of days every other month. We got to live there without paying rent, but we eventually moved because my wife's nephews would come over when their grandma was in town. I could not stand watching two dirty kids running around the house putting their hands all over every thing, technically it was not my house, so who the fuck was I to say anything... I don't know if this is part of my germ thing, but I know that I think about it more than others, when someone blows their nose. Do that shit in private. It is so fucking nasty. I have had to listen to it all fucking week at work. It makes my skin crawl. It drives me nuts when someone sneezes, and then they do not go wash their hands. If I go to the bathroom at someones house after they were just in there, I check to see if the sink is wet, so that I will know that they washed their hands. This is just the tip of the iceburg. I promise though, for those who do not know me, that you would not notice any of the things that I do, so technically I cannot be considered strange for that reason.