Sunday, June 18, 2006 

Temporary Freedom

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Friday, June 16, 2006 

I Swear That I Got Those Crabs From The Toilet Seat, Honey.

So something else happened with my little brother this morning before I came into work, but before I go into that, let me add some information pertaining to my previous post. Alcohol is legal in texas if you drink with a parent or spouse, no matter what your age is. Even though I am not his parent, it is the same difference. The issue my wife had, was that he was not going to be drinking at our house. I had no problem with it because I know he is a responisible kid, and he will not drive drunk. Our parents were giving both of us wine since we were little kids. So it is not really unacceptable in my family for underage people to drink. However, I do not want to know what my mothers reaction would be if she were to find out that I let him drink hard liquor.

I woke up this morning to my wife asking me if I would buy my brother a couple of cigars. Keep in mind that he is only sixteen. After dragging myself out of bed, I go into the living room to find my brother sitting there already making his case for why I should go buy him a cigar. Now I occasionally enjoy smoking a cigar with a nice glass of wine, and I used to do it on a regular basis. It turned out being a very expensive habit since I also have to have good wine and not the cheap stuff, and I go through bottles of wine like a gay man goes through bottles of lube. Needless to say I chose my wine habit over the cigar one. My brother did not ask me to run down to the convience store to buy him some cheap swisher cigars, so I know his purpose was not to use it for pot. He told me he was willing to spend fifteen dollars per cigar. Really he was trying to convice my wife to go buy him some, since I had to get ready to come here and work. So I told my wife that I do not think I would do it, but that she could do whatever she wants. Here is my quandry.... My father was one of the worlds best fathers. Anyone who has ever met him would tell you the same thing. He found out that I was smoking when I was around fifteen, and agreed at the time to buy my cigarettes for me. He did however lecture me everytime he bought me a pack. I remember thinking to myself at the time, what would I do in the situation. I know that buying your children cigarettes does not sound like the worlds greatest dad, but in truth it is because he did not want me paying bums to buy them for me, or for me to get in trouble while attempting to purchase them myself. You can try everything under the sun to make your children stop bad behavior, but at that age they are going to do it anyway. In my opinion, cigars are different from cigarettes. I do not beleive that there is a major difference, but there is still a difference. I realize that my little brother is going to do some of the same things that I did, and I accept that fact. However, I do not want to hear about it. When I was that age, we always hung out with the cool older brothers that would give us drugs, porn, and cigarettes. I have no desire to be that cool older brother, except in the sense that I do not care if his buddies stay the night at my house to get drunk. I do not know if my father would agree to buy cigars for my brother or not. So what do you think? Since my father has died, should I agree to do this for my brother? What would you do?

Holy fucking hell.... If you need to call to file a damn claim, do not call and as soon as someone answers, tell that person to hold on while you proceed to talk on your cell phone. I swear.... I wish I could just hang up on some people. Anyhow, since I am working so hard today, aty has given me a manicure while we were "working". She suggested this manicure should be my topic for today, but it did not seem like a long post subject. First time for me, and I must say that my hands look so damn attractive now, tonight I may just have to make love to them. I am fully aware that I just left a wide opening there for some shit talking. Give me your worst.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 

My Head Hurts

I am taking a break from qwyzzle, at least long enough to update.
http://home.planet.nl/~Qwyzzle/Qwyzzle100.html I am on level 94. This damn game is the reason that I have not updated, or looked at any blogs in the last week. I have been playing this for so long that my head is starting hurt, thinking about any logical problem now scares me, and I now think that "they" are out to get me, whoever "they" are. Hopefully I will be able to finish without getting myself shipped off to a funny house. Anyway, if you are brave enough to play, the forum for extra hints is located here -
http://www.takeforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&mforum=qwyzzle - You don't start shaking with blood shot eyes and lose sleep till around level 70 something. No cheating and good luck.

I just called Isabel, to tell her that the new Mexican that works here is not cooler than she is. I personally have not met the new girl, but I hear that she does not smoke cigarettes. Sam and I think we might be able to recruit her though; we need more smokers here damnit. Isabel being the creative genius that she is has named her baby..... Alex Jr. You heard it here first; Pretty creative if you ask me. I do not think that I could have come up with such a unique name. I wonder if the jr has to do with a certain jr that works here? Speaking of, Isabel just brought her baby up here to work. She and Aty sat around discussing various gross things having to do with the workings of the inner female body. I may never find any woman sexually attractive again. Thanks a lot you two.


For lack of anything better, I am going to discuss something that just happened a minute ago, and then ask your opinions. My wife has just stopped by my job with my little brother. She asked me if I would care if she bought him some alcohol, to which my simple reply was "go ahead". She seemed pretty disturbed that I did not ask any questions such as, who he was drinking with, where he was drinking it at, or what kind of alcohol he was asking for. Normally when we buy liquor for him, it is because he is staying at our house. My little brother is sixteen years old. He has always bothered me to let him drink, or to buy him alcohol. I always told him that when he turned fifteen, and had good grades I would let him drink with me. So he has been drinking at my house ever since his fifteenth birthday. This is not an often occurrence. He is in the top ten percent of his class, and he does not hang out with the same kind of people that I did at that age. He knows not to drive around drunk, and he would call me if he needed a ride. As for his friends that he drinks with, they seem well adjusted as well, though one tall son of a bitch vomits in my yard every goddamn time. They are all football players so I know they can not be doing horrible in school and they are just good kids in general. Alcohol is the only thing I will condone him doing, though I suspect he occasionally smokes pot. I have not nor will not discuss pot with him, because honestly, I do not think it is a big deal. I have however, told him that if I ever suspect him of doing anything else, I will personally kick his ass. So would you let a brother/sister or son/daughter drink at that age? At what age is it acceptable to you?