Tuesday, February 21, 2006 

Parasites

I have been pretty busy studying for all of the tests I must take, two of which have been postponed for a week. Fuckers. So since I have been up all night studying for a test that I do not have to take now, I am absolutely exhausted. So if you try talking to me today, do not expect an intelligible response. Anyway, I know how some of you like looking at the nasty pictures in my books, so I thought I might share some of the websites I have to look at to study. I have to memorize several types of Helminths (parasitic worms) and know the scientific name and how to spell it, what they look like, what they do, and blah blah blah.... So one that always sticks out in my mind is wuchereria bancrofti, this parasite causes elephantiasis.... not that you care, you just wanna see the pictures.... http://www.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~parasite/elephantiasis_pathology.html . That swelling is irreversible, wouldn't that suck..... Another one that sticks out in my mind, only because a friend told me about his childhood experience with it, is Enterobius vermicularis (pin worms). This involves the flashlight test.... This is usually done by a parent to a sleeping child. It has to be done at night. Take a look at this link to find out where and an what you're looking for with the flashlight - http://www.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~parasite/pinworms_anus.html . Nasty stuff, it is the number one parasitic worm here in North America. There are more pictures, but they are involving children that are not in the healthiest conditions, so I don't wanna piss off all of you mothers... I will probably add another update today, after I read the news. Gotta kill time somehow

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 

Obnoxious

I have been slacking in my updates for the last week, but I do still want to update at least twice a week. I was just preoccupied with school and new computers at work to update last week. I’m sure that there are several topics in the news that I would like to bitch about, but I just got out of my religions class today and I have got some major issues with it now. This post has absolutely nothing to do with religion, just some of the people in my class. I have this girl that sits right next to me in class that drives me absolutely nucking futs, every damn day. So tell me if this is just because I’m somewhat obsessive or if it is normal. I can never concentrate in class because this obnoxious bitch is always moving her god damn feet. It never stops, just constant shaking, kicking, and bouncing. I don't know if it is a medical problem or if she is just a coffee junkie. She wears these tennis shoes that squeak with every little movement of her feet. So I have to sit there in class and listen to what sounds like a midget covered in latex jacking off every morning. Is it just me or would you be annoyed? Now the business of her shaking like a fat child in a candy shop is not what makes her a bitch, it just covers the obnoxious part. I will get to the bitch part in a moment, there is still more obnoxious to cover.... Every time the teacher says something from the bible, this girl throws her hands in the air and says amen. I find this to be more amusing than obnoxious, but still this is a classroom not a church. Today in class a student brought up homosexuality and the bible. This is where the bitch part comes in; because now she is just acting like she is so mortified throwing her arms around and making all these huffing noises like Satan himself just fucked her in the ass with no lube. There are students getting up and walking out of class, with one yelling "this makes me sick". Grow the fuck up people. What goes through these peoples minds? They want to pretend to be religious yet they have such hatred in them... these people that made a big deal about a question on homosexuals, are the kinds of people that go to gay bars to hack people up, as in the recent case up north. We all now how homophobic Jr is, but do you think that he would storm out of a class just because some one asked a simple question? I don't think so, at least I would hope not, since jr is rational as far as I know. So what makes these people act like this?

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 

War On Porn

Isabel told me to update my blog and that I should write about sex. Seeing as how I have finally learned not to stand up on my bed during sex, so that I don't get knocked out by that goddamn ceiling fan, I think I will stick with the moral issue thing. This time about porn. With the porn industry making the billions of dollars a year that it does, I never really considered the fact that there was a major debate about porn in the United States, until the issue of the FBI's war on porn came out. There are many conservatives out there that would like to ban porn in America. Apparently porn is a major threat to society, it will be responisble for the downfall of family and religious values..... In my opinion that is bullshit. I wouldn't say that I am obsessed with porn, though I do love seeing the occasional titty on tv, in the stripclub, at the movies, at home, at work, in the car, on a plane..... ok maybe I might like it too much, that is not the point. My wife and I can watch a porn together every once in awhile, there is nothing wrong with that, in my opinion. I do not think that people watching something, whether it is violence or sex, on tv can make them act a certain way, unless there were already mental defects there. Since Carla claims to be single now, I will use her as an example. Let's say that Carla is sitting at home one night all by herself watching a lesbian porn (You know I love lesbians...), after watching the lesbian porn, Do you think carla is going to go and club some woman on the head so she can get it on with her? No, that only happens in our dreams (she might go attack the account specialist though...just for you shane). Many of these people want to ban it from the internet. I think that is ridiculous. The way things are going in this country now, I would not be surprised if in ten years from now, It will be legal to smoke pot but illegal to smoke a damn cigarette. People need to get over it. If your offended by something, so what, everyone is offended by something. No one has the right to impose such a severe amount of censorship. Sex and sexuality are not bad things. Sex is the oldest business in the world. Enjoy it.

Another question/topic I want to bring up is about children. One major concern is that children can access porn on the internet. How old were you the first time that you saw porn? This includes magazines such as playboy or hustler. I don't remember how old I was, just that it was at a very young age. Personally im thankful for it. My first time having sex could have been very embarrassing, had I never saw one before. Many parents do not allow their children to watch certain movies.... I was told maybe four times in my entire life that I could not watch a certain movie. I asked my sister yesterday how old her son has to be, before she allows him to watch rated R movies. She said she wasn't sure. All of my siblings and I though were never told we could not watch a rated R movie while growing up....

So do you have a moral objection to porn? Do you think that america should ban porn like singapore has? How old were you the first time you saw porn? Did it traumatize you?
How old must your child be before you allow him/her to watch a rated R movie?

Quote from French philosopher Voltaire "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

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