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Thursday, November 30, 2006 

Snowing

So my dog seems to think that she can hold her bladder until it quits snowing. She absolutely refuses to go outside. Normally all we have to do is ask if she wants to go outside, and she starts going nuts.... Now that it is snowing, if we say go outside, she cowers and runs to her bed. Let me tell you people that picking up a Great Dane to carry her outside is not a pleasant activity. That is the only way to get it done though, because she can not be dragged when she sticks all four paws in front of her and throws her weight down. What a bitch... Not only that but after I carry her outside she starts lifting her paws up out of the snow one by one... It looks retarded. She has always been an inside dog, so I don't know why she would all of a sudden think that we are going to banish her to the yard since it is snowing.