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Tuesday, March 07, 2006 

The Oldest Profession

One of the more interesting news articles that I have read today was talking about the federal government cracking down on pimps. If the feds go after the pimps they can charge them with more serious crimes and put them away for longer periods of time, rather than the minor charges that the states can give out. It goes on and on about how bad pimps are, which I do not disagree with, but then it talks about all of these programs that millions of dollars are going into, to prevent women from being forced into prostitution. Millions of dollars are also spent on all of the government task forces they have to bust all of these pimps and hookers. So here is what my main platform would be if I were to run for president.... Prostitution needs to be legalized all across America, not just in Nevada. With legal brothels, medical checks would be mandatory and monitored by the state, thus helping in reduction of STD's. This has been proven with the low STD rate in the Nevada brothels. We all know that pimps are not the sweet caring men that they portray themselves as to hookers, when they are not beating them. Though Isabel may disagree... Legal prostitution may not stop all of the problem with pimps, but it would greatly reduce it. Stiffer charges could be given by the states if there was not a proper business license, and more than likely tax evasion... Less money would have to be spent on law enforcement task forces. This has been proven in places where there is legal prostitution, less rape, std's, and a lot less money wasted on busting prostitutes. Just so you women know, they are opening some brothels in Nevada with male prostitutes for women.... So once again if I were running for president, prostitution would be legal, as would most drugs. To much money is wasted on drug enforcement laws when they are not needed. Marijuana is in the top ten cash crops for every state in America.

Another interesting article I read was about a 75 year old woman who robbed a bank at gun point in PA. All I have to say about that is I hope im in good enough condition to rob banks if I make it to 75. They should let her go just for being a role model to elderly people who do not do anything. At least she still has some inniative. So there you go, vote for me as president and there will be legal prostitutes, legal drugs, and old people can get away with robbing banks.

Wow, with legalizing drugs and prostitution you'd win most of the democratic votes... lol.
The saviour of the US, Cole W. Wisdom... naahhhhhhh.

can I be your campaign manager?

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