School is almost done....
Good lord I have been busy. Not so much busy as stressed I suppose. I have one more week of school, and I have to take all of my finals... taking test has never been a big deal to me so I consider my self practically done with school as of today. I had to write a ten page report for my religions class. This was assigned the very first day of school, to be turned in on april twenty something. When did I start writing it? The night before it was due.... I got an A+. Same thing in psychology. So not only have I not updated my blog in awhile, but I have not even glanced at anyone elses blogs until the other day. The comments on my last post suggest that I write something about asians, other than the fact that they eat dogs. There is also quite a bit of talk about anal sex, maybe that is the topic I should choose..... Anyway, interesting story about asians and dogs... Notice it did not say eating dogs... I am thinking that it was Dustin who told me this story, but I am not 100% sure. So Dustin's mother was doing work helping refugees, or something of the sort, find homes and learn to get by here in Amarillo. There was an Asian family that she had help set up. One day while she was out grocery shopping, she ran into this Asian family with a cart filled with canned dog food. They seemed to be rather perplexed when asked about what kind of dog they had. They then stated that they were excited to learn that you can by dog meat here in the states, and that they had discovered this particular brand of dog food was rather tasty.... So I don't know how long they had been eating canned dog food prior to this incident, but what I am curious about is how they prepared it. I wonder if they ate it on hamburger buns, or with pasta....
As for the other topic... I was watching a documentary last night with my wife about that HIV scare the porn industry had a little more than a year ago. I could start an intellectual conversation/debate about this, but obviously I was just watching it for the boobies. As such I did not retain intellectual information perveyed in the documentary, just the following disturbing subject. The guy that gave the HIV to those two girls whom he was filming the porn with, gave it to them while performing a double anal scene... I know one asian who is getting excited right about now.... Seriously though, why the hell would anyone want to do a double anal scene. That is just to close to another man than I care to be (apparently jr may go for it though), and why would any girl in the world want that. Sounds painful to me, but whatever floats your boat. I warned you that it was not an intellectual topic...
So I have decided that I am going to Chicago in July instead of June. So you people need to be prepared to cover my shifts damnit. I have been practicing my forgedabodids - forget about it. One last thing, this is another place that I am going with my family this summer, $20,000 for one week. I have to be scuba certified before I leave for this place. There is a personal chef who will make all the margaritas that I can drink... check it out
http://www.casa-angela.com/
http://www.casa-angela.com/more_photos.htm
As for the other topic... I was watching a documentary last night with my wife about that HIV scare the porn industry had a little more than a year ago. I could start an intellectual conversation/debate about this, but obviously I was just watching it for the boobies. As such I did not retain intellectual information perveyed in the documentary, just the following disturbing subject. The guy that gave the HIV to those two girls whom he was filming the porn with, gave it to them while performing a double anal scene... I know one asian who is getting excited right about now.... Seriously though, why the hell would anyone want to do a double anal scene. That is just to close to another man than I care to be (apparently jr may go for it though), and why would any girl in the world want that. Sounds painful to me, but whatever floats your boat. I warned you that it was not an intellectual topic...
So I have decided that I am going to Chicago in July instead of June. So you people need to be prepared to cover my shifts damnit. I have been practicing my forgedabodids - forget about it. One last thing, this is another place that I am going with my family this summer, $20,000 for one week. I have to be scuba certified before I leave for this place. There is a personal chef who will make all the margaritas that I can drink... check it out
http://www.casa-angela.com/
http://www.casa-angela.com/more_photos.htm
Yeah that was Dustin who told you that story about the "dog food" they were buying it because they thought that it was made out of dogs, not FOR dogs. lol! I don't remember what nationality they were. OH you need to take me and Dustin with you to mexico, for free, Dustin can be our translator, and we are both working on our scuba diving certification. I'll give you the number to the place we're going to because if you do the cert as a couple (take Amy) you get a better deal.
adios!
Posted by
AriesBiatch |
9:04 PM
we're still waiting on the details isabel.... :P
Javier ate cat back in Cuba
that place looks really nice - but they seriously need a better camera. Those pictures are of terrible quality.
Posted by
SXYMMA |
2:06 PM
actually, you need a water based lubricant. neither vaseline or lotion was designed for internal use.
Posted by
wiseguy563 |
7:30 PM
Great post, man. A little alarming about the Asian refugees, though. At least they're happy!
Enjoy Chi town, it's not bad. I was hoping to make it back up before I leave on vacation next week, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. And good luck on finals.
P.S. You know who else I love? That British chef Jamie Oliver, who used to have that Food Network show The Naked Chef. Now he's on Jamie's School Lunch Project on TLC. I looooove him. He's married, but seriously, what do I care?
Posted by
Magdalena |
2:01 PM
are you EVER going to update?
damn these word verifications are getting long. This one was :
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Posted by
SXYMMA |
3:52 PM