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Sunday, April 09, 2006 

Scam

*edit* he emailed again... response is added below...

So jr found this motorcycle that he wants to buy online, and after emailing the guy a few times, he found out it is a scam. The guy says the bike is in Utah, and wants jr to send some money to a shipping company.... So jr just to see what the guy would say, told him that his friend lives in Utah and would just take the money to him and pick up the bike... here was his reply...

Hy,
I am located in United Kingdom,London.You probably wonder why I am selling the bike in US if I am in United Kingdom...well I have made the bigmistke to buy a bike from US thinking that I can ride it here and get it registered but the thing is that i can not register it in United Kingdom and I can not get it registered.I am forced to sell it back to a US buyer do the fact that the bike has US documents and papers.I am willing to pay the shipping from United Kingdom to US there is no problem.
I wait your e-mail and tell me if you are interested to buy it?
Thanks!

So I wrote something up to be sent back to him....


deko,
That is great that you are located in the London. My wife and I hear that there are some great swinger clubs there. Perhaps after I buy this bike from you, my wife and I could fly to london and go to one of these clubs. My wife loves some three way action. Maybe you would be willing to let her pee on you, she is really into that sort of thing, but it is not for me. I am really looking foward to buying this bike from you. I plan on riding around with my wife while her finger is in my ass.... Do you like things in your ass? Is there a different helmet that goes along with that bike? Please email me back and tell me the address to where I need to send the cash... I lost that information

his response....

do you make fun of me?

Our response....

No, I just really don't like that helmet. I did not mean any offense, if that is the only helmet you have, then I will take it. Just like my wife takes it in the ass. I just did not like the color of the helmet. Please send me the mailing info again. I really want this bike.

So that may have been a little much. We should have done this a lot slower but, it was fun. I am willing to bet though that the guy will reply back soon.

**he responded with this**

Hi ,For payment and delivery we can use a secure way for both .We can do the deal safe using Air Express Transport Company .( www.airexpress-trans.com ).I will explain you step by step who this service work They are 5 easy steps :1 . I will deposit the bike to our custody .2 . Once the bike will be deposited i will send you the tracking number to verify the shipment and to see if everthing are ok ( The bike deposited in your name and address).3. Once the bike Is deposited to the Air Express Transport Company you must send the payment to the Air Express Transport Company agent name and address using western union .4. Once the payment has been has been send to the Air Express Transport Company agent the bike will be delivered to your shipping address.5 . We have made the deal sure , easy and fast.So if you agree with my way to make the deal email me with your full name and address and tommorow morning i can deposit the bike on the Air Express Transport Company custody.Thank you ,

*REPLY*

I am so excited!!!! I told my wife about the bike and how I want to drive around on it with her finger in my ass. she is totally stoked about the idea as well. I would assume that the vibration from the bike would just make my wife's finger feel ever so delightful. You know what im sayin? Of course you know what im saying, you naughty man you. So when we fly to London are you going to pick us up at the airport, or are you just going to meet us at the swingers club? details details details...

Arturo juan baptiste de la verga smith
806-468-6500

haha...I smelled "scam" on this one from the first line he wrote ya!!

nice response ;)

haha. he did reply back. Idiot sent me the shipping info again. ~jr~

That's pretty hilarious. You should send him a payment of, like, a nickel. And see what he says.

As for Jules being a goofy looking guy...well it's not the best picture! The last couple pictures I have posted have been goofy ones. I'll post sexay ones later on, as I'm sure you want to drool all over him.

But, as I have now seen him UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL I can say with 100% certainty that he looks spectacular.

Thank goodness they weren't hit by a bus on the way to the show, right?

well, I wrote the stuff, but jr changed the vega to verga.... that number is to the movie theater, in case you decide to take me out to the movies. that is after drinks of course.

funny stuff...even funnier because he thinks you're serious about buying it.

Scammers will do just about anything to make a buck. Even after telling them you like fingers in ur butt. Which by the way i don't. He hasn't replied anymore. I think he got the hint. haha. ~jr~

i actually dont mind finger(s) in my butt. ~jr~

What ever Cole! That wasn't me. This is me. If this wasn't me how would I know that I have a birth mark on my left butt cheek? ~jr~ (for real).

U need 2 update.

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